soggybottomboysvevo:

this is so awesome. no more tv no more shows, lets all start reading books again. booktok losers dni

twopoppies:

His skeleton has nips. This is a very important observation. Thank you for your time.

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

• Top Surgery
• Bottom Surgery
• Witch Encounters (one per century)
• Killed By Greg
• Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

• Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

jaijabbers:

speakswords:

Just saw a Barbie ad here for the first time. It is starting, folks. They must already be desperate if they’re buying ad space on TUMBLR.

Do not reblog official marketing or ads from struck works

including (but not remotely limited to) Barbie. They are advertising here because their actors are on strike and will not promote their products.

Barbie is not a struck work. It is okay to reblog barbie content. It’s done and finished. Going to premiers for it is crossing the line. But going to the regular ass movie is not.

Read me and read me good: not seeing Barbie is a great way to show execs that we don’t care about writers and actors.

Let me say that again: going to see Barbie is GOOD for the strike. Many people who WORKED on barbie are striking. They probably have not been paid yet.

The unions HAVE NOT asked us to picket the movie. Just the premier.

The original post is disinformation.

I believe it to be coming from a good place but avoiding works that are NOT being struck is genuinely harmful to the cause.

fnordseer5:

has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

eros-vigilante:

eros-vigilante:

all around the world there are cats sleeping so happily with their owners

all around the world cats are being pet so gently. did you know?

afniel:

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

General rule of thumb for positive self-talk: If it entertains you, it helps!

calumsash:

im the biggest slsp ep this should have been ME

theshamblewithsybles:

YOU think they have a beautiful bromance I think they are approximately .5 seconds away from fucking raw on national television. We are not the same.

escuerzoresucitado:

transfem-juice:

spacedkitty:

transfem-juice:

ALT

ALT

I feel like macro fetish people can come up with some really good stuff with this knowledge

I love everything about this!

I unironically love the basement train folks, they’re just making these works of art for themselves and maybe like a few people that might care.

Just making huge very personal art installations for their own enjoyment.

Including silly but delightful things like that in there.

Just a delight!

Yea! And that reminds me of one of the quote tweets that said something like “shoutout to horny autistics you run the world” and I’m like hell yeah!!

greelin:

i don’t know what either of those things are. love and light 🙏

thatsalotofsemen:

I heard tumblr likes frögs

jewfrogs:

why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis